We get hit.
We don't die.
Cockroach Money is a financial-independence simulator built on a simple biological fact: cockroaches survived the dinosaurs, the ice age, Doordarshan, demonetisation, and your uncle's stock tips. Your money should aspire to the same dignity.
"First they laugh at you. Then they hit you with a chappal. Then you outlive the chappal."
— Roughly, the Cockroach Doctrine
Founded
By two people
who got tired of opening five tabs and a 47-year-old Excel sheet to answer "am I cooked?"
Funded by
Nobody. Still.
No VC. No "relationship manager". No commission on the SIP your cousin's wife sells. Just maths.
Survives
Market crashes. Bear runs. WhatsApp forwards.
Allegedly also nuclear winter. We're testing in production.
Questions everyone asks (and nobody answers honestly)
"How much money do I actually need to retire?"
"Is ₹1 crore still enough today?"
"How much should I save every month to retire by 50?"
"What if I start late — at 35, 40, or 45?"
"Will inflation quietly eat all my savings?"
"Mutual funds, real estate, or gold — which actually builds wealth?"
"How long will my money last after I stop earning?"
"Can I really retire early in India?"